Breaker Breaker
Last night at around 2:45 AM I was reading a book called King Dork by Frank Portman (highly recommended). Yes, I know that’s pretty late to be up reading on a work night, but I do what I want.
Anyways, I’m glad I was up, because a remarkable and really screwed up thing happened. The speakers I hook up to my computer started buzzing sort of like when a cell phone goes off next to them. You know, that ticking sound? Anyways, it started as a ticking but it soon turned into a crackling and I thought I heard a man’s voice saying something.
I put my book down, sat up in bed and looked over at my laptop which was closed and completely shut down. Then from the speakers of my computer I hear a very gruff voice say the following. I wrote this down immediately after hearing it, so this is an EXACT quote.
“I’ve gotta tell you something before you fight me driver.”
Pause
“I’m a homo driver, so if I whoop your ass I’m gonna grease you up and fuck ya.”
Imagine the creepiest voice you can. It’s still not as creepy as the voice I heard. I didn’t hear anything else after that. My best guess is that my speakers somehow intercepted a CB radio frequency from a couple truckers driving by on the 101 Freeway, but even that seems far fetched. I have no idea why or how it happened, all I knwo is that somewhere there’s a trucker with a can of grease trying to pick fights.
